Nice non leathal gas
Simple - Nice tank of Nitrous gas, or an injection - Guy goes to sleep. - Move barrel
Less simple - get a jackhammer, and let him listen as I jackhammer the concrete out of the drum
More fun? As someone said - three dollys and a crane - gently lift
No media around? Chainsaw
No media REALLY around? C4
Best method for GOOD publicity? One feather, one domatrix
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