okay, i'm ashamed to admit it, but that joke took me like 2 minutes to understand. 
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Well, obviously no one is going to give you a nickel every time something common happens, so stop using that idiotic phrase.
Persons attempting to find a motive in this narrative will be prosecuted; persons attempting to find a moral in it will be banished, persons attempting to find a plot in it will be shot.
-Mark Twain
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