It pains me as a Republicanarchist to say this, but I'm sick of hearing about oil. I'm sick of paying for oil. I'm sick of anything related to oil. I wish oil had never been discovered.
As king, I say all oil executives must immediately stop production in their respective companies and turn their attention to alternative forms of energy. I want to see whatever oil is left on the planet lie dormant forever. I hope Saudi Arabia has to sell sand to make a living. Internal combustion engines are banned forever. Make me a nukular car that can still get me up in the mountains but doesn't cost an arm and a leg to run. Sorry NASCAR.
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Sìn a nall na cuaranan sin. -- Cha mhór is fheairrde thu iad, tha iad coltach ri cat air a dhathadh
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