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Old 04-27-2005, 12:32 AM   #14
wolf
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I have a hard time justifying the torture of the cow as part of the artistic and political statement. (That's what performance artists are for. One of those bastards should be in the middle of that green patch, chewing grass for a couple of days, painted in white and black spots, and wearing a pair of fake tits.)

Cows, no matter what you may have heard about jumping over the moon, do not like being hoisted in a belly band by a crane ...

Shame on you, pretentious artiste.

Further shame for the plan to release the cow into a "nature preserve". Cows are herd animals. They like the companionship of other cows. They do not like becoming lunch for large predators that also tend to run freely in nature preserves. Large predators will not do her the courtesy of a good milking twice a day, nor will it give her hide a good brush up, and a nice rub about the ears and horns.
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