[mrnoodle]

OC is a wise woman. Not too sure about the "you're how old and not married?" thing. It can be used to your advantage.

How? Pretend you're gay. Hot chicks all want gay male friends, and they'll take bubble baths with you occasionally. Then one night when you're deep into your cups, say that you've always been curious what it would be like to make out with a girl. WHAM! you're cured! Oh thank you, bestest platonic opposite-sex friend of mine! Can we do it again tomorrow?

This approach will get you the hottest girls, but it's fraught with peril. She might try to set you up with another gay friend. This person's gay IFF (also known as gaydar) will spot you as a fraud immediately, and your cover will be blown. Alternately, the gaydar will give no warning signs whatsoever. If this is the case, you're gay. Stop chasing women and find a jar of petroleum jelly and some Ambercrombie polo shirts.


I'm just kidding. But I do think that OC is right.