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Old 04-16-2005, 11:28 PM   #4
Beestie
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Originally Posted by lumberjim
ah, see? i already know her. you'll have to give her your own quiz.
As you wish.

1. Ernest Borgnine, Michael Keaton, Brad Pitt: Screw one, sue one, marry one. Choose
2. Fork in the road: Next 20 miles - no gas, free pot, no cops, lots of bikers and no turning back orrrrrr lots of cops, lots of gas, 5-star hotels, shoe stores and an Oprah book signing. Choose.
3. Fork on the left, the right or just left of the breastbone.
4. Hollow points or mercury-filled hollow points?
5. What month did you file your taxes? If April, what day?
6. Number of times you shouted out the wrong name.
7. One island, one raft for one person, two people. For whom do you pray?

Is it time for you to leave, grasshopper? Or is the teacher the student?
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