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xoxoxoBruce · 04-16-2005, 01:40 PM

Kahnwe, Dewey, Fucem & Howe
Attorneys at Law
Detroit, Michigan

Mr. TW Cellar
Onthenet, PA

Dear Sir,
It has come to our attention you’ve been casting aspersions on the General Motors Executives.
Your actions have caused these fine members of the Grosse Point Country Club embarrassment and ridicule by their peers, in the clubhouse.
Your public ridicule has subsequently forced them to increase compensation to their mistresses in lieu of their ability to perform.
Their wives have increased European shopping junkets, their children have been working for Democratic candidates, their dogs have growled at them and their paperboy has been aiming for the roof.

Tsk tsk, Sir. As legal representatives and golfing partners of the aforesaid executives, we demand you cease and desist your criticism, stifle your passion and button your lip.
Should you ignore our demands, we will have no choice but to turn this matter over to the General Motors Corp, Homeland Security Division, Black Helicopter Branch, Field Testing Group.
We will also take all necessary steps to tell on you.

Respectfully Yours
Shirley Fucem

04-16-2005, 01:40 PM	#10
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Kahnwe, Dewey, Fucem & Howe Attorneys at Law Detroit, Michigan Mr. TW Cellar Onthenet, PA Dear Sir, It has come to our attention you’ve been casting aspersions on the General Motors Executives. Your actions have caused these fine members of the Grosse Point Country Club embarrassment and ridicule by their peers, in the clubhouse. Your public ridicule has subsequently forced them to increase compensation to their mistresses in lieu of their ability to perform. Their wives have increased European shopping junkets, their children have been working for Democratic candidates, their dogs have growled at them and their paperboy has been aiming for the roof. Tsk tsk, Sir. As legal representatives and golfing partners of the aforesaid executives, we demand you cease and desist your criticism, stifle your passion and button your lip. Should you ignore our demands, we will have no choice but to turn this matter over to the General Motors Corp, Homeland Security Division, Black Helicopter Branch, Field Testing Group. We will also take all necessary steps to tell on you. Respectfully Yours Shirley Fucem __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.