wisdom teeth , hell dentestry in general .
I had my wisdom teeth taken out when i was stationed in IceLand , to be truethfull the Dentist cut out my molers and let the wisdom teeth grow in as they were in better shape than my molers . Now let me clearafy , dude did a nerve block on both sides ( you know when they push a LONG needle up in side of your cheek and they know they have hit the nerve when you flinch and a tear roll down your cheek ) , he used not those nice shiney new instruments but home made instruments and a scalple , as he had a conversation with a friend of his that was observing , he described EVERY GORY detail . I was FULLY awake but trying to block out the pulling and ( literly ) Mashing of my teeth( with a FUCKING HAMMER AND CHISEL!!!! ) . FuckStick didn't even give me any good pain meds , he said , and i quote " just take 2 extra srength tylenols and a bufferd asprin every 4 hours , if it hurts drink some luke warm coffie !!!!!!!"
Damn if that didn't work !!!
The next worse dental experence was in boot camp , i had to have a filling done , at the clinic on Paris Island they use rubber dams ( this is a sheet of rubber with special clips attached around the teeth that need work on to keep the debree from falling down your throut ) , FuckStick officer looks at the x-ray , comes in and shoots me up with novacane in the general area , attaches the clamps to the wrong tooth ( i am a recrute at this point , recutes DON'T correct superiors ) , installs the rubber dam , and starts drilling , on the WROND FUCKING TOOTH ( no novacane there !!!!!!!!!) ,
I knocked him ALL the way accross the dental clinic , he came back ashen faced asking what was wrong , I said as calmly as i could " Sir you are drilling on the wrong tooth ,SIR!! " . he looked at the x-ray again and looked at where he had installed all this dental hardware and said " Oh , I did miss it , didn't I ?" With a silly fucking grin on his face . He shot me up again and did the work right after that . Got to love those dentest trainees !!!!!!
