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perth · 04-13-2005, 10:43 AM

I'm gonna stop wearing deodorant. People should love me for who I am, stink and all.

I get up every morning and shower, shave, wash my face, pick out nice clothes and top it all off with just a little bit of cologne. And I'm thinking about having my teeth whitened. I do it because people do have a perception of me, and I want that preception to be "he takes care of himself". People having that perception of me makes me happy. LabRat, I suspect, feels the same (but make the he a she). It may be vanity, but I enjoy witnessing that transformation every morning. I like looking at myself and thinking that I clean up nicely. Now if only I could drop that last 20 pounds. Anyone tried liposuction?!

04-13-2005, 10:43 AM	#35
perth Strong Silent Type Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Fort Collins, CO Posts: 1,949	I'm gonna stop wearing deodorant. People should love me for who I am, stink and all. I get up every morning and shower, shave, wash my face, pick out nice clothes and top it all off with just a little bit of cologne. And I'm thinking about having my teeth whitened. I do it because people do have a perception of me, and I want that preception to be "he takes care of himself". People having that perception of me makes me happy. LabRat, I suspect, feels the same (but make the he a she). It may be vanity, but I enjoy witnessing that transformation every morning. I like looking at myself and thinking that I clean up nicely. Now if only I could drop that last 20 pounds. Anyone tried liposuction?!