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Q: How do you know when it's time to wash dishes and clean the house?
A: Look inside your pants; if you have a penis, it's not time.
-I don't know why I like those jokes so much...the more offensive to me as a woman, the funnier they are!
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No entertainment is so cheap as reading, nor any pleasure so lasting.
-Mary Wortley Montagu 
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