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lookout123 · 04-05-2005, 01:21 PM

this is a really touchy one. i think the most prudent course of action at this point would be to gather the whole family together and invite a local pastor to join you. gang up on her, place your hands upon her body while screaming for the unclean spirits to leave this girl alone. this is to be immediately followed by beating her upon the forehead with the heaviest Bible you can find, until an imprint of the cross appears upon said forehead.

oooor, you could let her know that an inquisitive mind is a good thing and agree that if she really is interested then she has to learn the real facts of the belief system. and because you do want her to be well-rounded and see multiple points of view she must also study 2 or 3 other belief systems of her choosing.

ooor, you could turn the channel and let her know that she can be a witch just like the girls on tv, but only after she becomes a former fighter pilot/lawyer/general do gooder like the guy on JAG.

04-05-2005, 01:21 PM	#8
lookout123 changed his status to single Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Right behind you. No, the other side. Posts: 10,308	this is a really touchy one. i think the most prudent course of action at this point would be to gather the whole family together and invite a local pastor to join you. gang up on her, place your hands upon her body while screaming for the unclean spirits to leave this girl alone. this is to be immediately followed by beating her upon the forehead with the heaviest Bible you can find, until an imprint of the cross appears upon said forehead. oooor, you could let her know that an inquisitive mind is a good thing and agree that if she really is interested then she has to learn the real facts of the belief system. and because you do want her to be well-rounded and see multiple points of view she must also study 2 or 3 other belief systems of her choosing. ooor, you could turn the channel and let her know that she can be a witch just like the girls on tv, but only after she becomes a former fighter pilot/lawyer/general do gooder like the guy on JAG. __________________ Getting knocked down is no sin, it's not getting back up that's the sin