I also find mushrooms and coconut so aversive as to cause projectile vomiting.
I can only buy the candy that comes with a map, because I won't risk contact with coconut. I cannot drink Pina Coladas, even though the Pina is one of my favorite flavors.
The guys at work know that if they order mushroom pizza there is NO FUCKING WAY I'm going to be even considering snitching a slice off them.
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