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Explanation
First i will ignore the mocking. But anyway Dallas "kicks ace" for many reasons which include: The Dallas Cowboys (they may suck now but the got history), Mavericks (awesome now), there arent whores everywhere (this could be a bad thing for some of you), its clean, not freezing cold, not a bunch of hicks, nut full of fat people (coughHOUSTONcough), not full of inbreds (which isnt bad unless you like kids that are as quick as molasses), and there is a texas spirit that inhabits the land (i know its corny).
Now, Ft Worth sucks bc they copy dallas in everything. And it is a dump (at least what i have seen of it), TCU sucks, those damn Radio Shack buildings that look so stupid, and finally at there science museum they have a whole bunch of mullet growing rednecks waving on top of a roof and whining about the negative effect of light pollution on the moon. Because you now all those people on the moon sure do get pissed
If you need more explanation then ask
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