[Catwoman]

This job is boring.

I sit around jangling bangles
playing with online pool angles
ensuring my hair is untangled
while everyone round me gets mangled.

This job is boring.

McDonald's shake keeping me awake
nothing to do in my break
doesn't matter at all if I come in late
or sleepy, hungover, or looking a state
oh how I wish I could go home and mate
but I'm obviously busy - staring into space.

This job is boring.

The hardest work I ever do
is type a name in a box called 'to'
sometimes I might pop to the loo
other than that there is nothing to do
I know it sounds crap, but it's true.

This job is boring
if it wasn't so bloody appaling
wasting my time in the morning
spending the whole long day yawning
I'd think it my natural calling.

It's just that it's so bloody boring.