Gah!! This thing is going to kill me.
I'm so far from lighting the torches, that isn't even a goal for me at this point... I can't keep the guy in the house from stepping on the stupid landmine, and I haven't even met the "chainsaw guy" that breakingnews mentioned.
Could you perhaps post the first dozen steps or so, Kitsune, so I at least know I'm on the right track?
Edit: nevermind, I found an internet walkthrough.
