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Originally Posted by Kitsune
Chainsaw heard that, of course, from a friend of a friend of a friend who read it on the internet.
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And he left out the part where, before the worms exited, they laid EGGS which hatched 6 months later into
several thousand mature Amazon worms feeding off her BRAIN and, at the height of mating season, exited the now hollowed-out cranium via her sinus cavity and out of her NOSTRILS in the middle of the night in search of more BACON and, upon not finding BACON, consumed her boyfriend's penis. Oh, and his EYEBALLS.
But I hear they are quite tasty and considered a delicacy depending on how much brain matter they consumed before exiting the various orifices.