HB's "Extra" image is more interesting than this (I am humbled again!), but anyway --
The first official Segway accident is hereby documented. It happened to a member of the "Central Atlanta Progress Ambassador Force".
According to the rather underwhelming
story, the Ambassador in question has injured his knee.
If you're hurt on a Segway, you should be disqualified to be an Ambassador to Progress, since Progress has done you damage.