[Schrodinger's Cat]

Originally Posted by wolf

I picked up two good ones tonight ... and not from patients, either. Oh, wait, three. And one was from a patient.

- The Russian Mafia wanted revenge on some guys that were moving in on their territory, see, so they arranged to buy a large amount of drugs from these other guys, who well, were probably like Haitians, right, and so they contaminated all the money, which was a whole lot, with this really, really awful staph virus stuff, and so you can't touch the money without getting infected.

- The flu shot that is given in November has stuff in it that makes you spend more money on Christmas presents in December.

- Indians (Om, not Whoo-Whoo) are killing people and experimenting on them and swapping their organs to cure diabetes.

So, which one was the "crazy" one?