While you are away at work,
the government is busy putting holes in the crotch of your thermal underwear.
During the first winter, these long johns, which were generously sized (I always buy very loose sizes) suddenly developed a pattern of many small holes at the crotch, each hole about the size of a dime, after I washed and put them in the closet intact. A second incident suddenly "grew" the small holes together into two large holes with a bit of material dividing them. Typically, worn out crotches form a single hole, and the pattern of small holes made this clearly an occurrence of sabotage, not normal wear. This has happened to several pair of long john underwear over my two plus decades of being harassed.
Scroll down the page for a catalog of photos and explanations about how the New World Order dumps your CoffeeMate out while you're asleep at night.