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Old 01-30-2005, 11:33 AM   #14
zippyt
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Arkansas
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Stacey , its REAL easy men are dogs and women are cats . Like a dog if you feed him , rub his belly , and let him go play with his friends he is happy !!
You cant make a woman happy, they are or they arn't , just like a cat !!!
Let the towle sit for a few days then drape it over his head , smile as you do this . He'll get the hint .
Put your own damn toilet seat down , you didn't leave it up for him , did you ?????
Talk dirty to him in russian , or leave him little " fuck me " notes in russian .
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