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Hahaha. That reminds me of one.
High school. Senior year. Some friends are trying to persuade me that I should get over my reluctance to go after a particular girl. One of them says, "Come on Steve, go for it. She'll flip for you. Go to her, and tell her you'll give her 10 inches."
I gave him what I thought was the dumbest, lamest response possible:
"I couldn't do that, Serge.
I mean, I'd have to fold it in half."
But everybody got a big laugh out of it, even though I thought it was a pretty feeble attempt.
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