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breakingnews · 01-22-2005, 08:37 PM

1) Smoke an enormous joint [check]
2) Watch four DVDs back-to-back [check]
3) Go across the street to give the poor pizza guy some business [not technically snowed *in*, but check]
4) Furiously masturbate because the girl I'm currently seeing left for effin' Hawaii early this morning

Now for some better suggestions:
5) Surf the Web until you've reached the end of the Internet
6) Exhaust every link on all known free porn sites
7) Fish out all the pizza crusts and leftover crap between the stove and the fridge
8) Do a puzzle
9) Play twister
10) Throw snowballs at poor schmucks walking outside

01-22-2005, 08:37 PM	#8
breakingnews Q_Q Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: somewhere in between Posts: 995	1) Smoke an enormous joint [check] 2) Watch four DVDs back-to-back [check] 3) Go across the street to give the poor pizza guy some business [not technically snowed in, but check] 4) Furiously masturbate because the girl I'm currently seeing left for effin' Hawaii early this morning Now for some better suggestions: 5) Surf the Web until you've reached the end of the Internet 6) Exhaust every link on all known free porn sites 7) Fish out all the pizza crusts and leftover crap between the stove and the fridge 8) Do a puzzle 9) Play twister 10) Throw snowballs at poor schmucks walking outside