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Don't mention the "T" word! I am currently embroiled in a major battle with the IRS for taxes they say I owe back from '93 and '94. They sent notices about this to an address I haven't lived at for 8 years and only last year pounced on my tax return for back taxes, finally making me aware of the problem. You don't even wanna know what a nightmare it is trying to recreate 11 and 12 year old financial records when everyone, self included, disacards stuff after 7 years! @#$$%@!@!#!$!$#@#
Anyhow, if I won 5 mill, I'd let the IRS have their undeserved blood money on top of what they'd normally take without a fight. Then:
1) I'd build me as energy self-sufficient house as possible on a 100 acres or so of land in Montana with a river running thru it and solid water rights.
2) Buy a couple of guns I've been wanting.
3) Make the appropriate gifts to faithful friends
4) Peel off the appropriate amount to a worthy charity
5) Invest the remainder
6) Never be heard from again
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Macavity, Macavity, there's no on like Macavity,
He's broken every human law, he breaks the law of gravity. - T.S. Eliot, Old Possum's Book of Practical Cats
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