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mrnoodle · 01-15-2005, 11:11 AM

I've known some fairly down-to-earth Heathers. Maybe it's regional.

Hy brother and his wife were going to name their first baby Tiara. Like the crown. Gah. All I could think of was JonBenet Ramsey. I swore I would steal the child if they ever tried to put her in one of those horrific pageants. But they switched her name to Alana. And she's nothing like a pageant baby, attitude-wise.

She is, however, the most beautiful child in the history of human reproduction, and is THE PRINCESS when at her uncle's or grandparents' house. Spoiled? Oh, hell yes. Let her parents discipline her, that's not my job, happily.

01-15-2005, 11:11 AM	#12
mrnoodle bent Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: under the weather Posts: 2,656	I've known some fairly down-to-earth Heathers. Maybe it's regional. Hy brother and his wife were going to name their first baby Tiara. Like the crown. Gah. All I could think of was JonBenet Ramsey. I swore I would steal the child if they ever tried to put her in one of those horrific pageants. But they switched her name to Alana. And she's nothing like a pageant baby, attitude-wise. She is, however, the most beautiful child in the history of human reproduction, and is THE PRINCESS when at her uncle's or grandparents' house. Spoiled? Oh, hell yes. Let her parents discipline her, that's not my job, happily. Attached Images __________________ Sìn a nall na cuaranan sin. -- Cha mhór is fheairrde thu iad, tha iad coltach ri cat air a dhathadh