You're kidding, right? You
enjoy the fake paid-off audience? You love the repeated audio concerning how many payments you have to make? You're interested in kitchen and home devices that perform isolated, specific functions that are already done just as well by items your probably already own?
I think we're going to have to burn you at the stake.
We
already had a conversation with God about this, anyways and he agrees:
"I fucked up with Ronco. I'm embarassed about it but the genie is out of the bottle."