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NBN congrats! As a professional musician you now have two important things to do:
- At your next gig, you must stand at the back of the room slagging off the band playing before you.
- Your bongos are now not good enough, and you must buy new equipment. Unfortunately the new ones will not be good enough either, so you must repeat this until you have the most expensive, rare, vintage bongos available. At that time you must sell them and take up another intrument.
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