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Glatt is entirely correct! The only way to solve this pressing financial crisis is to stop teaching evolution in the schools, and bring back prayer. Also, eliminating abortion will help reduce the deficit. Preventing homosexuals from marrying will ensure the stability of our families, and the production of the next generation of indentured servants, er, uh...citizens.
We should also increase hostilities throughout the world, because that will fuel the military-industrial complex and provide employment, possibly somewhere besides India. God wants us to do that, and He's on our side.
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