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Old 11-12-2004, 11:29 AM   #6
Undertoad
Radical Centrist
 
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Cottage of Prussia
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When we capture someone we give 'em a chaplain, medical help, and three squares until they gain a "freshman 20". I'm sure the occasional baddie is "water-boarded" or forced to be naked etc, omg how horrible for them, if it's thought they have critical information that could prevent their side from mounting more attacks to kill innocents.

When THEY capture someone they torture them and make a snuff video slowly sawing the person's head off so they can play the final cries of the captor over and over to show their potential recruits how fun it is.

One Italian captor prevented them from having a great snuff video. He pulled off his hood and said, "I will show you how an Italian dies." It totally ruined their film. The enemy is not supposed to die bravely.

But yeah, maybe we're the fuckin' bad guys. Never mind that the Convention really has to be used by both sides in order to be effective. Maybe we, the only ones who actually gave the matter two cents of consideration, the only ones who taught their children about it in schools, are the bad guys.
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