I have been occasionally checking various psychic sites for information regarding the race. Everybody is hedging their bets, indicating it's too close to call, that there is going to be a lot of contention, etc.
No shit. I get that on the evening news. From a psychic, I want something more, um ... predictive, dammit.
Then I found
this guy. I was checking out the magazine for another reason. I've actually met Jacob, he's a sweet old guy, and the only psychic I've seen that makes an actual pick.
Of course he's not technically a psychic. He's an astrologer.