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Bush wins and the SUV replaces the bald eagle as the national emblem. It becomes mandatory to join the National Guard. Those who do and refuse to appear for their physicals are given bronze stars. New Mexico seccedes from the Union and Bush claims this as a victory against illegal immigrants who had persisted in coming over the New Mexico border to Colorado and Arizona. Life goes on.
Kerry wins and gets rid of the pesky state of Florida by handing it over to Cuba. Cuba attempts to give it back. The people of Florida take a vote on the matter and elect George Jr. as dictator for life. Some black Floridians complain about this and are sent to Gitmo Bay. Life goes on.
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