yaaargh... well, real moose aren't half as bad as the fiberglass eyesores.
and if you want to subject yourself to more of these things...
www.antlerwatch.com
but just to clear things up, there are definatly no real moose wandering around the toronto area... that kind of thing does happen up north though. i've heard many a tale of a moose taking out an eighteen-wheeler on northern highways. BONK.