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Originally Posted by wolf
Them nuns are pretty radical these days.
They've been insisting that they get called by their real names lately, instead of aliases. They're all still Brides of this Christ guy, as far as I know. I thought that polygamy was illegal in the US since the gov't tried to bust the Mormons back in the 19th Century. I saw a thing on History Channel about that ...
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WOW! The Catholic/Mormon Conspiracy! What if Jesus found out those nuns were cheating on him with Joseph Smith? What if the Rapture came down and inadvertantly picked up a bunch of Muslims who had just given their lives in the latest Jihad? Think of those good Southern Baptists being forced to spend eternity being fed grapes by virgins as a result of the ensuing cosmic mix-up! Think of all those followers of the Koran attempting to play on their harps in tune with lousey Christian muscians! To hell with heaven! I want eternal re-incarnations here on earth! I think someone should alert Homeland Security Forces about this at once!
