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Catwoman · 10-05-2004, 08:55 AM

Can't be bothered to insult you all individually, so:

All American's, without exception, are pig-swill swilling, self-indulgent spineless balloons full of fatty deposits, planning pitiful lives at the end of a spunk covered Microsoft 14 inch monitor that is three times as long as your collective penii. You live in fucking houses with fucking washing machines and fucking televisions, parking your 90-gallon car at the end of a rat infested drive, your only exercise picking the gun-obsessed kids up from school after Oprah and Springer and the last important fucking match. Your consumption rivals any black hole except it never disappears, dripping out of resevoirs and landfills all over your ruined little country. You will never understand English jokes because they're all about YOU and your incredible stupidity, because being the dumbest fuckwits the world has ever known is the only thing you will ever be good at.

And, because fair's fair:

On behalf of every American and reasonable Englishman (there aren't many) I would like to remind all you English and European dwellers here that despite the fact that some American's may enjoy a spot of popular culture this does not detract from the fact that you have produced some of the worst music, art, fashion and backpacks ever to have disgraced the surface of this earth. You call yourself cultural but you have no idea about the history of any country other than your own, and consume as many hamburgers, chips and Haribo as any American. You overcharge for every piece of mass-produced tat that spews out of your dirty great factories and blame America for the problems in this world. You are silent when it matters and give George Bush blowjobs while you secretly lay plans for a Master Europe that you actually believe will become the new fucking superpower. Just accept you are weak, obscure and hairy at best, and the next time you laugh at a tourist in your fucking museums remember they're paying for your worthless life and you are the antibody of the superior cultured conniseur you honestly think you are.

10-05-2004, 08:55 AM	#115
Catwoman stalking a Tom Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: on the edge of the english channel Posts: 1,000	Can't be bothered to insult you all individually, so: All American's, without exception, are pig-swill swilling, self-indulgent spineless balloons full of fatty deposits, planning pitiful lives at the end of a spunk covered Microsoft 14 inch monitor that is three times as long as your collective penii. You live in fucking houses with fucking washing machines and fucking televisions, parking your 90-gallon car at the end of a rat infested drive, your only exercise picking the gun-obsessed kids up from school after Oprah and Springer and the last important fucking match. Your consumption rivals any black hole except it never disappears, dripping out of resevoirs and landfills all over your ruined little country. You will never understand English jokes because they're all about YOU and your incredible stupidity, because being the dumbest fuckwits the world has ever known is the only thing you will ever be good at. And, because fair's fair: On behalf of every American and reasonable Englishman (there aren't many) I would like to remind all you English and European dwellers here that despite the fact that some American's may enjoy a spot of popular culture this does not detract from the fact that you have produced some of the worst music, art, fashion and backpacks ever to have disgraced the surface of this earth. You call yourself cultural but you have no idea about the history of any country other than your own, and consume as many hamburgers, chips and Haribo as any American. You overcharge for every piece of mass-produced tat that spews out of your dirty great factories and blame America for the problems in this world. You are silent when it matters and give George Bush blowjobs while you secretly lay plans for a Master Europe that you actually believe will become the new fucking superpower. Just accept you are weak, obscure and hairy at best, and the next time you laugh at a tourist in your fucking museums remember they're paying for your worthless life and you are the antibody of the superior cultured conniseur you honestly think you are. __________________ I've decided I'm not going to have a signature anymore.