I honestly think that the dumbest idea you can have drinking generally involves a phone (especially cell phones). Given the opportunity, I would attach a breathalyzer to my phone and the second I was above a .00001 I would not be allowed to make a phone call, send a text message, or do anything of any sort that would lead me to communicate with a sober person (especially those of the opposite gender).
Oh, and what the *#&@ does "pooping foam mean"
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