The episode where Lisa gets braces, and Homer is elected presidet of the union, is the best Simpsons episode ever: "Last Exit To Springfield"
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DENTIST: Lisa and Marge, these braces are invisible, painless, and periodically release a delightful burst of Calvin Klein's Obsession... for Teeth.
LISA: (smelling) Mmm!
MARGE: Uh, doctor, we don't have a dental plan right now, so we'll need something a little more... affordable.
DENTIST: (pulling out a mess of metal) These predate stainless steel, so you can't get them wet.
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Later in the episode, Lisa is getting her school picture taken, and doesn't want to smile because of her hideous braces:
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PHOTGRAPHER: Come on honey, smile! I bet you've got a beautiful smile. Why don't you share it with the world? (Lisa smiles, revealing her braces, the photographer gasps) There is no God!
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If I pasted all the great lines from that episode, it would be just about the entire script. And I think a close second on best episode ever if "You Only Move Twice," where Homer gets a job working for the super-villain Scorpio.
I need to start watching the Simpsons again... My anti-TV habits have resulted in not seeing an episode in months.