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there are so many simpson's moments that have left me with tears of laughter i can't pick one, but here are a few of my favorite quotes.

Mr. Burns: This anonymous clan of slack-jawed troglodytes has cost me the election, and yet if I were to have them killed, I would be the one to go to jail. That's democracy for you.

Mr. Burns: Nonsense! Dogs are idiots! Think about it, Smithers. If I came into your house and started sniffing at your crotch and slobbering all over you, what would you say?
Smithers: If you did it, sir?

Homer:
Old people don't need companionship. They need to be isolated and studied so it can be determined what nutrients they have that might be extracted for our personal use.


Oh no! What have I done? I smashed open my little boy's piggy bank, and for what? A few measly cents, not even enough to buy one beer. Wait a minute, lemme count and make sure... not even close.

Bart:
What's Santa's Little Helper doing to that dog? Looks like he's trying to jump over, but he can't quite make it.

Lisa:
Relax? I can't relax! Nor can I yield, relent, or... Only two synonyms? Oh my God, I'm losing my perspicacity! Aaaaa!

Principal Skinner:
Order, order. Do you kids wanna be like the real UN or do you just wanna squabble and waste time?

Apu:
Yes! I am a citizen! Now which way to the welfare office? I'm kidding, I'm kidding, I work, I work.

I have been shot eight times this year, and as a result, I almost missed work.

Nelson:
Lisa: [reading] "Nuke the whales?" You don't really believe that, do you?
Nelson: I dunno. Gotta nuke something.

Ralph:
I bent my wookie.

That's where I saw the Leprchaun. He tells me to burn things!

and to close out - Nelson's old stand by.
AH-HA

the fact that i have these quotes readily available should not be viewed as any indication that i am a simpson's obsessed loser.

if you agree with that statement, would you talk to my wife?