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it's quite easy to make the octodog if you have the octodogger
Yeah, but don't you think that takes the magic out of it? A true artist does not carve hotdogs with the aid of a fancy automated device! Their manual efforts are the only way they can put their soul into the work and create a truly unique, eight-legged masterpiece of beefy goodness. Had I a son and if he were to see me making his lunch with a patented Octodogger, that meal would surely end up on the floor along with his tears.
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