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i find the best way to get people to pose for photos is to hit them over the head with a brick until they are unconscious. then you can pose them any way you want and take as many shots as you need without having to listen to them bitch and moan about ahving to get going. as an added benefit, if they don't lose consciousness right away and you have to pummel them repeatedly, that counts as your daily work out so you don't have to go to the gym. unless you want to take photos of the knuckle dragging mouthbreathers getting aroused by watching themselves lift in front of the testosterone stained mirrors. you have to sneak up on them though, if you don't get 'em with the first swing of the brick, it could really be a painful experience for you.
anyway - i hope that helps.
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