I'll bet he went home that day and said "Guess what *I* touched today." Then I'll bet no one wanted to touch HIM until he had a shower.
Y'know with all this whale penis fandom, you'd think there was an official Whale Penis Fan Club (Cult?), complete with membership fee, a membership card, motto...blotto....
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