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There are various alert systems currently in place, for functions ranging from transportation to the weather, and President Bush ordered a review that will place them under a single federal framework. Attorney General John Ashcroft will assign threat conditions in consultation with Ridge.
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The Ridge Report for today:a manageable YELLOW
[Edit] Since posting this, I noticed
Tom Tomorrow has a similar take on this new system.
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Tuesday, March 12, 2002
Good news
After six months, the Office of Homeland Security has made a substantive step toward ensuring our safety--with a system of color-coded threat assessments!
You can just imagine Tom Ridge staying up late, pouring over tapes of old Star Trek episodes. "Okay--red alert is more serious than yellow alert, right?"
At least now, the next time there's a threat they don't tell us about, it will have a corresponding color which we probably won't know about either.
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damn, he's funny!