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what do you call a bass player with a cellphone?
-- an optomist.
how many bass players does it take to screw in a light bulb.
-- 5. One to screw it in, and 4 to argue about how Jaco Pastorious would have done it.
and my all time favorite ...
how many bass players does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
-- none. the keyboardist can do it with his left hand. <rimshot>
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