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UT, now that you're in the club, I can teach you all of our secret handshakes, and open the holy codex of musician jokes:
What's the difference between a working bass player and a large cheese pizza?
The pizza can feed a family of four.
How many bass players does it take to screw in a light bulb?
1, 5, 1, 5, 1, 5, 1, 5
Congrats!
-sm
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