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vsp · 08-10-2004, 09:55 AM

I feel really, really sorry for anyone within range of TV stations in Illinois. Alan Keyes is best experienced in small, eyedropper-sized doses, and they're about to get drenched for months by no fault of their own.

Unless Obama sodomizes handcuffed orphans at midfield of the Bears' home opener, he'll win by 20 points -- and even _then_ he'd probably win by 10, given the alternative.

08-10-2004, 09:55 AM	#3
vsp Syndrome of a Down Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: West Chester Posts: 1,367	I feel really, really sorry for anyone within range of TV stations in Illinois. Alan Keyes is best experienced in small, eyedropper-sized doses, and they're about to get drenched for months by no fault of their own. Unless Obama sodomizes handcuffed orphans at midfield of the Bears' home opener, he'll win by 20 points -- and even _then_ he'd probably win by 10, given the alternative.