[Kitsune]

Think back to your college days and remember some of the "meals" you used to eat back then. Do you still eat that way, sometimes? Peanut butter on a tortilla sure didn't seem right to me, but when I replied to questions of what it was with "dinner", I didn't get that many strange looks. And that model meal of nutrition was prepared, and eaten with delight I might note, yesterday.

And I haven't lived in a dorm for years.

Alright, so there wasn't any food in the house and the nearby grocery stores were all closed. Did you expect me to eat late night fast food? What's open at those hours, anyways, Wendy's and Taco Bell? Mm-mmm! Suddenly, that makes it seem like an okay thing to do because what I did was healthy. Right?

Right.

Share your worst frugal meals. You know you still do it. You can even claim it was out of necessity and I'm sure no one will blame you then. Women, of course, never eat as badly as guys do, so I don't expect any stories from the females of The Cellar.

"Ramen and tobasco? Made in the coffee pot? What the hell is that?"
"Breakfast."