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			i too was not blessed with the initiation process. so i shall gladly ablige now...
 
 Lefty or righty?   AMBIDEXtrious
 
 Sit or stand to wipe?(new) WIPE?
 
 On your hotdog: ketchup or mustard? DONT EAT HOT DOGS. DO YOU HAVE ANY CLUE WHATS IN A HOT DOG
 
 How many licks to get to the center of a tootsie pop?  ah 1, ah 2, ah 3ee
 
 What is your favorite color? black
 
 What is your quest? eternal happiness
 
 Do you know what a "Blumpkin" is? something else for howard stern to get fined for
 
 If you woke up after a night of camping with all guys, and found your pants around your ankles, and vaseline smeared on your butt cheeks, would you tell anyone? no. nor would anyone return from camping to tell of  it
 
 Do you want to go camping? NO
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