I get this image in my mind of God with long white hair and a white beard, sitting on a golden throne in heaven. He reads the latest reports from earth handed to him by a worried angel and gets a really upset look on his face. "OK, send 'em in now," He says. Jesus and Mohammed approach with hang dog looks on their faces. "Can't you two get ANYTHING right?" He asks. "I said 'Peace on earth' NOT 'the earth in peices!"
