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Nah, I ain't famous. I'm just full of shit.
For some reason I waited until now to tell you that Jackie Harvey's a guy...have no idea why. Till you asked me if I were him I was just assumin' everyone likes The Onion and reads it faithfully. I did the same thing last Christmas, when I bought my brother-in-law one of those square day-at-a-time calenders a la The Onion, thinking he was a fan. When he opened it we began looking through the headlines. I saw a Jean Teasdale column, referred to my sister as a Jeanketeer, and BIL asked me what the hell I was babbling about.
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