WOLF (there, I win!
), I love these situations!
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Solicitor: Hello, I'm calling on behalf of Save the Childeren.
Me: I'm sorry, but I don't have any childeren.
Solicitor: Oh, I'm so sorry to hear that. Have a nice day.
Me: ............................
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Check-out Girl: Will this be check or charge?
Me: Do you take cash?
Check-out Girl: (tilting her head like a dog hearing a new sound) Um, uh, oh, hold on, I'll check with the manager.
True story. Grand Union, Teaneck, NJ. Guess that explains why it's no longer there.
Gotta love polluted gene pools.
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We must all go through a rite of passage. It must be physical, it must be painful, and it must leave a mark.
I have no knowledge of the events which you are describing, and if I did have knowledge of them,
I would be unable to discuss them with you now or at any future period.
Don't waste your time always searching for those wasted years