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lumberjim · 07-09-2004, 03:37 PM

i like to test my customers' sense of humor whenever they mention having sympathy for our hours ( usually this happens after closing time, and it is obvious that we are all there because the customer took so goddamn long to say "yes"

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"You have such rotten hours. sorry we're keeping you here late."

"Oh, no big deal. I only worked half a day today.[dramatic pause] 9 to 9."

"Oh, OK"

this tells me if they're paying attention or not. also can indicate intelligence. If i have to explain that it's a joke and why it's funny..."you see, uh...12 hours"

07-09-2004, 03:37 PM	#4
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	i like to test my customers' sense of humor whenever they mention having sympathy for our hours ( usually this happens after closing time, and it is obvious that we are all there because the customer took so goddamn long to say "yes" ) "You have such rotten hours. sorry we're keeping you here late." "Oh, no big deal. I only worked half a day today.[dramatic pause] 9 to 9." "Oh, OK" this tells me if they're paying attention or not. also can indicate intelligence. If i have to explain that it's a joke and why it's funny..."you see, uh...12 hours" __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan