It doesn't bother me, it's just what the gossip columns do. In my head I hear, "Update!
J.Lo and
Ben Affleck are no longer this week's hottest item! We've heard rumors, however, that
Madonna's having another baby and this time the father is street magician
David Blaine! And in Philadelphia this week,
Lumberjim was spotted at a local eatery with long-time romance
jinx, while
Undertoad basks in the success of his newest vBulletin upgrade, which topped this box office this week."
This is a pretty small community so people are likely to notice their names anyway, but there's no need to change just because of me.